If you're like us, you don't especially appreciate people telling you what you should and shouldn't do. People who, for some reason, seem to think that you need more than one mother. And there always seems to be that one weenie who lectures you about drinking too much coffee. Well, that's why there's SHOCK coffee. It pretty much lets you say you really don't give a rat's hiney what they think. Because it's you and your java that are movin' down the road. They're the ones who are chokin' in your dust.